For Dad.

What is this and how can I get one?

Think Pa would like this? Whatever, it’s ON SALE. I’m getting THREE. http://ow.ly/FzM7

If I have to restore my ipod again, I’m going to kick Steve Jobs in the balls.

Full Pint of Logic

@HalfPintIngalls:

Today I am going to be a half-pint half-full of TURKEY. (The other half is reserved for pie.)
Thursday, November 26, 2009

Freelancer vs cheap client: please design me a logo, with pie charts, for free

I’m still waiting to get rich from the sockless jerks at StreamSearch.

I wish I could say this is fake, but I’ve had clients approach me with similar proposals.  Not the good clients, of course, but people with a fly-by-night idea. I once spent hours critiquing a manuscript for a guy as a favor to a mutal friend. Turned out he used it to get a six figure job and I got the shaft.

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@dpamac:

@candorville:
@dpamac:

@candorville:

No worse than my wanting him 2 die 4 his stubble RT @sassynic Is it bad I’m hoping “Georgie” in V dies just because I hate hearing his name?
So then it’s okay to root for Ryan so I can continue having an excuse to say “Morris Chestnut” on a weekly basis?
that’s the best reason of all.
Awesome. Because he has a half alien baby to think of and I’d like to see him explain that one to the fiancee.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Ah, Mr. Gabriel.  Before you were boring and after you became somewhat frightening.

I don’t know.  I like their dresses.  Does that mean there’s somethign wrong with me?

A pound of fatback drums.  Awwww yeah.  Only in Memphis could a guy named Cornell Dupree even be in the running to be the second coolest guy on the stage.